it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
Saved my life.
people who can plug a usb in on the first try must really have their life together
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
Nsync & Mickey Mouse. It’s a wonder my head doesn’t just explode right off my body.
sex would be a nice christmas present